I'm a Cunt and Windows 7 was my idea....
Happy New Year mother fuckers... even you cunts supporting the bin men. Like MadBloke says, no fucker reads this site anymore, so in a vain attempt of a Phoenix from the Flames, I'm bringing back trolling this year...
But no. Xmas brought a lot. A lot of shitty adverts for Windows Fucking 7. Fuck the Fuck Off. As someone who remembers Windows 3.1 can I just say fuck off again? As someone who remembers the turbo button on a DX66 , can I say Fuck Right Off? As someone that remembers the release of the best O/S Microsoft have ever sold out in Windows 2000, one more time I'm going to say fuck off.
Ten years. Ten fucking years. Ten years ago I was hacking together a network of Windows 2000 Client/Server machines and creating a domain in my bedroom just to know I could. Ten years later I have some cunt in a gym telling me Windows 7 was their idea... dude... cunt the cunt right off...
Jewing the real people out of their dues is Nintendos bag at the moment. I mean fuck me, don't even get me started with Cunt and Cunting Dec on the TV... Mrs Delmorpha is barely coping with my explosions with the fucking current advert wave. Every time I see those fuckholes talking about Wii I wish I could trade my childhood of being beaten up for loving Nintendo for their cunt fucking faces on Biker Fucking Grove.What the fuck do you know, fuck face.... Nothing.. you fucking fuck...
So why... why the fuck are Microsoft pulling the same shit with Windows 7? For the same fucking crowd...
You. The fuck who calls his mate "Dave" to fix his PC but doesn't reciprecate the favour. You. That hated computers for no reason than you didn't understand them, but now you realise pornography is all but a click away, they're your best friend. You. The Facebook whore who bought a computer to be a sychophant and get laid.You, the fuckhole who things more numbers equates better PC. Windows 7 is yours.
Fuck making Linux more accessable to the masses. Enjoy your GUID access to God mode... {ED7BA470-8E54-465E-825C-99712043E01C} ... Enjoy your NSA backdoor that's existed forever.. Enjoy your Cunting Adverts for Cunts...... Fuck you Whales..... and fuck you Windows 7....
... Eat Shit And Die.
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I'm Joseph Fritzl, and No Windows was MY idea!
Sorry, couldn't resist!
Fucking Brilliant!
Fucking Brilliant!
Well
I still enjoy good old XP...
Expect a post from me in the next few weeks, I have some stuff building up at work and I'll be letting it all out when I can.
Brownieboy!
Get raging, sir! Let's get this place back up to speed!
what a geeky bunch off twaits
Hoooooooooooo i'm so up my own fucking ass i actually think windows 7 was my idea. WHAT A CUNT.
99% of the times,
99% of the times, frustration in a man is just blue balls or pure fucking boredom... wank off man or get yourself a dog and take it easy, if these trivialities enrage you to such points, I wouldn't want to be next to you when a real prolem arises... Oh and you are a retard.(C'mon now bitch, show me that insults are taken, not given)
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You know what I fucking
You know what I fucking think - it's (windows 7) all a fucking load of anal fluff topped with a smelly fucking faggots 'off-white' spunk - I hate fucking faggots & no I dont fuck them, I just hate the way they feel their perverse ways are truly acceptable into todays society.
Fuck you Miller, yes fuck you for being such a back-stabbing quim (yes, a fucking quim), promised me the fucking earth, some fucking useful finances - and in the end went with a grey-haired silly cunt.
Im an angry pissed man as you can tell, leaning towards becoming an alcoholic - what the fucks up with you I hear you say....... well i'll say fucking say everything, fucking everything Mr Mannering.
Windows 7
Windows 7 is the biggest piece of shite since Tony fucking big ears Blair, whoever came up with this piss taking and arse aching operating system should have his scrotum sack stretched over a 12 foot by 12 foot piece of plywood then nailed down at all four corners. I have had more fun kicking 6 inch nails up my own toenails than an i have had using this bug ridden worse than vista piece of third world dross.
If your reading this Bill Gates I hope your balls turn to boils and your boils burst ya bastard.
TALKTALK
Yes you bastards at talk talk why the fuck do you keep dropping my internet connection every weekend after midnight, why do i lose my connection when the phone rings, why do i lose my connection when i make a phone call and why the fuck are you still in business and taking my money when you run such a fucked up internet company.
Get with the program you dumb assholes the internet only works when people can connect to it.
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