Happy New Year mother fuckers... even you cunts supporting the bin men. Like MadBloke says, no fucker reads this site anymore, so in a vain attempt of a Phoenix from the Flames, I'm bringing back trolling this year...

In lieu of sending any of you an actual physical Christmas card (which would require me to a) actually KNOW you, and b) give a flying fuck), feel free to print out the following, and display them proudly with the rest of your pointless, hideously overpriced rectangles of cardboard (yes, even the ones with the fucking teddy-bears on them - who the FUCK sent you those?)

If Blogspot won't host a blog about horse hatred, I fucking will...

http://ifuckinghatehorses.com

Enjoy!

So I noticed an increase in traffic to the site today and a lot of it
has come from my hatred of horses and a couple of internal links from
hopefully new fans of the site (Hi Cubs fans and thanks JCust for the
link!).  Unfortunately, it led me to find out something terrible has happened....

You know who you are, you horse fucking bastards... you've shut down one of the best sites on the fucking internet. Horse Haters blog is officially gone.. *cries*

I'd blissfully forgotten about two things until this week.... a) celebrity corporate shills ramming Nintendo products down my throat and b) Ant and Cunting Dec. Unfortunately, like a blackhole of clunge, the two seem to have been pulled together and the not bummers at all cunt fucks are now using their "Real" charm to attempt to get the three people left in the UK that don't already have one gathering dust, to buy a Nintendo Wii.

"Union officials pointed to a poll by BBC2's Newsnight – showing that
twice as many people sympathised with the postal workers than with
Royal Mail management – as evidence of public support. The CWU said the
strike had been "solidly supported" on both days"

Watching politicians bicker like children can be entertaining at the best of times, but last night....oh, last night was beautiful!!

Despite the outrage of some protesters who completely missed the fucking point of 'freedom of speech', Nick 'Not a Nazi, honest!' Griffin appeared on Question Time. And, as most right-thinking people knew was going to happen, he made a spectacular cunt of himself!!

Natural fucking causes?

The BBC say "pulmonary oedema, which is an accumulation of fluid on the lungs."

I say "There's only one way he got that much fluid in his lungs, the bogtrotting pole-smoker"

That is all.

Yes. Thats right. Mother Fucking Capitals in a title. That's how serious I mean the line "do NOT buy from dabs.com".

When Dabs was bought by BT in 2007 I think it was, I honestly thought the first thing they would do is install a decent team of phone staff to streamline customer services to the public and FINALLY put a phone number on their web site. How wrong I was!

The Daily Mail once again rises its readers into armchair psychobabble and causes an urge for State Sponsored Comedy with it's latest article on the brilliant Stewart Lee, "What prompted comedian's tirade against old schoolmate Richard Hammond?"