Vote now!!! for ....June's ......"Twat of the Month"
Jeremy Kyle - Permanent position on the poll for the most popular and tactful celebrity since Pol Pot.
23% (7 votes)
David Davies - When the whole of Britain is teetering on bankruptcy, David spits his dummy out over terror policy. Look at me!!
0% (0 votes)
Bobby Mugabe - Running a country exactly how Gordon Brown would, given half a chance.
30% (9 votes)
Andy Murray - Failed to use the bicep for anything other than jerking his forehand. Deep fried chip on his shoulder.
10% (3 votes)
Hillary Clinton - Belittled and insincere wife with blind aspirations of grandness more commonly associated with short men.
3% (1 vote)
Amy Winehouse's Manager - Too much time on the crack and Amy plays Glasto tripping. Her manager's a fucking pimp.
3% (1 vote)
Bill Gates - World's richest nerd steps down from a fulltime role at Microsoft. Nobody notices. Nobody cares.
0% (0 votes)
26 Dolphins - Washed up in Cornwall after sat-nav took them into a dead-end. Japanese chefs cursing the luck of the Cornish.
0% (0 votes)
Shell Tanker Drivers - For moaning about their £35k+ salaries. Sympathy and tears is lacking up and down the country.
30% (9 votes)
Bastian Schweinsteiger - The most nausiatingly German-looking man since General Erich Von Klinkerhoffen from "Ello Ello".
0% (0 votes)
Total votes: 30
Changed my mind..
I originally picked Jeremy Kyle, but as the man is of a perpetual Cunt status, it hardly seems fair to the rest of the list to vote for him.
I did the ground work for a blog about the Shell Drivers being massive Cry Babies but got side tracked by actual work, so they get my vote. Not as Twatish as the Postmen but for June, they're definately Twats of the Month
You forgot.......
You forgot about Virign Media and the BPI for their file sharing threat letters of twattiness. Ebay for introducing that fucking horrendous new search which i quickly and probably pointlessly opted out of. And the biggest one of all is the teacher who decided that not inviting a child to a party was against the rights of kids. (sorry i cant find the link for that one at the mo)
But of all the ones listed i will say......
There's three nominations for July.
Especially Virgin. :(
US Judge on there too
I think the Judge who obviously doesn't understand anything to do with the internet, personal freedoms and is obviously a tool of Viacom (read: Satan) is already the favourite in the early runnings...
Hmm
I never agreed with Hilary Clinton, just because your husband does a job doesn't mean you can, I reckon you'd all be a bit pissed off if you went on your holiday and had the pilot's wife flying you instead of the pilot.