It was recently my birthday, I get the odd thing from relatives, in many ways not that fussed but there we go, I am getting old :)

Still I got home from holiday and there was a delivery card indicating I had something which did not have enough postage on it. Apparently 1.06 worth of postage. Okay I thought perhaps it is a parcel or something, easy to perhaps incorrectly apply the required postage for something like that. But...

Finally got it today (after driving across the other side of town mind) and what is it? It is a card from my dear Nan. Apparently the card was _slightly_ over sized (fucking looks like normal card size to me) and even though she had put a 1st class stamp on it it was 6p fucking under.

Where does the other quid come from you ask? Well obviously it is for the cunts at royal mail to not actually fucking deliver it over 6p and do some admin. Fuckers. Could they not have, you know, demoted it to 2nd class or something? No cause then they couldn't have fucked me out of a quid for doing absolutely fuck all.

Bastards to a man (or woman).

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