I'd blissfully forgotten about two things until this week.... a) celebrity corporate shills ramming Nintendo products down my throat and b) Ant and Cunting Dec. Unfortunately, like a blackhole of clunge, the two seem to have been pulled together and the not bummers at all cunt fucks are now using their "Real" charm to attempt to get the three people left in the UK that don't already have one gathering dust, to buy a Nintendo Wii.

This is the Nintendo Seal of Quality. It used to be a sign to buyers that the game you are purchasing has gone through Nintendos fine tooth comb to ensure games meet a minimum standard and any old piece of shit game can't be released. It used to mean Bedroom Developers were given the middle finger by Nintendo unless they had an established foundation of development and could seriously prove themselves to be able to release Top Quality AAA titles.

Since the advent of Casual Gaming, or as it's more commonly known, Even Your Gran Plays Video Games, it is no longer of any value at all...

I can already hear you all saying it - ITS NINTENDOGS DICKHEAD!!!!

Well I know that, but most of the moronic british public seem to have missed it. Im always hearing some cunt with inability to read saying "Nintendo dogs".

Learn to fucking read you cunts.