If Blogspot won't host a blog about horse hatred, I fucking will...

http://ifuckinghatehorses.com

Enjoy!

So I noticed an increase in traffic to the site today and a lot of it
has come from my hatred of horses and a couple of internal links from
hopefully new fans of the site (Hi Cubs fans and thanks JCust for the
link!).  Unfortunately, it led me to find out something terrible has happened....

You know who you are, you horse fucking bastards... you've shut down one of the best sites on the fucking internet. Horse Haters blog is officially gone.. *cries*

This man is my new hero and Stoke City need to erect a statue of him outside there ground as a stern reminder to horses not to fuck with him and to everyone that visits the stadium that he is FUCKING AWESOME.

People often refer to me as crazy when I say Natasha Bedingfield looks like a horse/isn't attractive in the slightest / wouldn't touch her with Gary Glitters cock and then I find shit like this and it confirms I'm not going insane. I mean look at the long faced, big teethed and horse jawed cunt when she's done her hair like a horse!

I mean come on... don't draw attention to the fact you look like a horse by styling your hair to look like a fucking horse! That means you're proud to look like one, and lets face it... horses are ugly and shit!

I mean its not like you've not already given us enough reason to hate you, Natasha...from proving yourself as a deranged bunny boiler with your last faecal offering of music to your obvious douchebaggery by studying Psychology "to make you a better song writer". I read that as "to make me more of a commercial whore and to be able to write bullshit that will appeal to the bovine masses".. and you only managed a year of it, so in fact you learnt fuck all! Everyone knows the first year of university is for drinking, in which you probably spend most of your time jumping "metaphorical" obstacles, eating sugar cubes and brushing your maine.

I can't contain my horse hate much longer... I perhaps need some councilling...

Why the long face? Because I'm a Dickhead Horse, that's why...

Well I make no apologies for diving right in here with my first post but I'm a long time reader, first time writer. Part Troll you might say. By horse hatred I mean the dumb, 4 legged smelly cunt type, not the writer Horse of this site too, he’s actually quite funny. ;)