Oh For Fucks' Sake dot Com.... I'm back at work, its 11am and I'm already raging with anger, already blogging my little socks off instead of catching up with the Scrotum Clients that I need to call. Fuck them, cunts to a man. Instead, I'm going to get paid to bitch about eBay again...

So I'm selling my ChavMobile on eBay (I bought it about 3 weeks ago as a cheap thrill to replace my FTO but it proved to be exactly like its owner; a fucking dirty, smelly chav cunt and was fucked from Day 1) and the worst part of it is dealing with a ridiculous amount of inane offers I've been getting off the Chav masses. I've decided that I don't care what excuses chavs in schools give about their learning difficulties, they're all lies and really, they're all just thick as fuck.

Its Official; eBay has finally done a Kurt Cobain (not been killed by Courtney Love, metaphorically or otherwise) and put a big black Cock of Death in their mouths and blown their digital brains all over the wall. Not content with taking an already extortionate 5.25% plus listing fees, eBay have rolled out their new "lower" insertion fees to distract from their increases in selling fees, making eBay more expensive overall.

My New Years resolution: update OhFFS and Delmorpha.com at least once a week.

Anyway, the first rant of the year comes from everyones "favorite" online market place, eBay. Everyone knows they're absolute robbing cunts so why do we continue to use them? Why have their extortionate rates been deemed unacceptable based on their monopolistic status and been forced to cap them? How do they have the audacity to try cracking down on "excess postage cheats" when their fees are too high for small items and it becomes the only way to make selling shit worth it? Why, when credit card companies have been protecting consumers against fraud for years, are Paypal still only covering a maximum of £185 when eBay are netting billions a year in profit? Why, as I found today, when some cunt doesn't pay for an item, then lies to both you and to eBay about the fact they have already had a cheque go out their account for fees, do eBay only return the Final Value Fees, netting themselves a smooth £3 in listing fees?! Mad as fuck I am...