Every morning, on my drive to work, I have to pass a school. This school, like most others, has a lollipopcunt to help the precious little moppets get across the road without being flattened like so many retarded hedgehogs. No problem so far (apart from the fact that this particular lollipopmong has a face that makes me want to hurl bricks at it - especially the smug look of satisfaction he seems to get from stopping traffic like he's fucking traffic-JESUS or something).

Happy New Year mother fuckers... even you cunts supporting the bin men. Like MadBloke says, no fucker reads this site anymore, so in a vain attempt of a Phoenix from the Flames, I'm bringing back trolling this year...

I get a lot of calls during the week from recruitment agencies. It's one of the more annoying things about updating your CV on Monster that for the next month or so you get phonecall after phonecall from soulless recruitment agencies doing anything to get you to take a job. Much like the Job Center really. Yesterday was no different...

I left the whole Jade Goody cancer thing alone, as I see did all our other writers. I'm actually quite shocked by this, especially the restraint Horse must have shown as I'm pretty sure he printed off Nato Forms and sent them to her house with his condolences but the announcement of a Jade Goody musical tribute to her life is a step to far.

Is the rest of the World that deluded with images of twiglike celebrities that they don't think fat, ugly people can't actually sing? Seriously, has Simon Cowell and the evils of the entertainment industry got us so brainwashed, the sheeple of the planet think Susan Boyd is the "current" Jesus?!

I just had to post this article published on the gazette website.

http://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/blackpoolnews/Painters39-shortcut-leav...

It did give me quite a chuckle. However after reading it thoroughly, i again became concerned at just how fucking stupid people really can be. Please take note of the following paragraph

So I apply for a position advertised on a jobs board, attach my CV and a covering letter. Then I get an email asking me for addition information. The link takes me to a page where I am asked to input my details again!

Why? You've already got my details and everything you need to know! Why are you wasting my time? Fucks sake.

Twats.

p.s. I'm actually working, and it's loads better than my last job, but there are better jobs out there and I've set my sights higher this time.

MAN, I fucking hate telesales.

Why is it that they always call just as your sitting down to a meal or about to watch holyoa.....top gear, or something masculine on T.V?
Being a homeowner seems to open you up to the evils of loans, double glazing, new kitchens, pissing cat-flaps, etc.
However, I have started getting wise to these guys!

-Firstly, I must point out that if any of our readers or bloggers work in telesales then it's nothing personal but you can keep your bastard new mobile phone to yourselves.

Coppers are filth, that's all I can say. Stealing my potential girlfriend-to-be, the cunts. It's made me hate them even more than I do, and I didn't think that was possible.

Fucking law-breaking woman-stealing motherfucking filth cunts.

I'm going to put a sign up in my shop, saying "sorry but we don't serve coppers".

Today i thought i would make a super effort to buy some bargain games online (other than from ebay where prices are still being forced high by tossers who have no idea how to shop online).

I went in search of some specialist game price comparison sites and i found a good few and also stored some good URL's for later use.