I just had to post this article published on the gazette website.

http://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/blackpoolnews/Painters39-shortcut-leav...

It did give me quite a chuckle. However after reading it thoroughly, i again became concerned at just how fucking stupid people really can be. Please take note of the following paragraph

So I apply for a position advertised on a jobs board, attach my CV and a covering letter. Then I get an email asking me for addition information. The link takes me to a page where I am asked to input my details again!

Why? You've already got my details and everything you need to know! Why are you wasting my time? Fucks sake.

Twats.

p.s. I'm actually working, and it's loads better than my last job, but there are better jobs out there and I've set my sights higher this time.

MAN, I fucking hate telesales.

Why is it that they always call just as your sitting down to a meal or about to watch holyoa.....top gear, or something masculine on T.V?
Being a homeowner seems to open you up to the evils of loans, double glazing, new kitchens, pissing cat-flaps, etc.
However, I have started getting wise to these guys!

-Firstly, I must point out that if any of our readers or bloggers work in telesales then it's nothing personal but you can keep your bastard new mobile phone to yourselves.

Coppers are filth, that's all I can say. Stealing my potential girlfriend-to-be, the cunts. It's made me hate them even more than I do, and I didn't think that was possible.

Fucking law-breaking woman-stealing motherfucking filth cunts.

I'm going to put a sign up in my shop, saying "sorry but we don't serve coppers".

Today i thought i would make a super effort to buy some bargain games online (other than from ebay where prices are still being forced high by tossers who have no idea how to shop online).

I went in search of some specialist game price comparison sites and i found a good few and also stored some good URL's for later use.

"Help us reduce our carbon footprint by supplying us with your email address, enabling us to communicate via greener marketing methods."

Dear David,

This is an important e-mail update regarding your pending Rock Band (Asia)preorder (#8645294).

We are very unfortunate to inform you that the release has been cancelled by the manufacturer. Even though the game has been announced for quite a while, we just got the information from our distributors that there will be no Asian release of Rock Band.

It was recently my birthday, I get the odd thing from relatives, in many ways not that fussed but there we go, I am getting old :)

Still I got home from holiday and there was a delivery card indicating I had something which did not have enough postage on it. Apparently 1.06 worth of postage. Okay I thought perhaps it is a parcel or something, easy to perhaps incorrectly apply the required postage for something like that. But...