In lieu of sending any of you an actual physical Christmas card (which would require me to a) actually KNOW you, and b) give a flying fuck), feel free to print out the following, and display them proudly with the rest of your pointless, hideously overpriced rectangles of cardboard (yes, even the ones with the fucking teddy-bears on them - who the FUCK sent you those?)

Did everybody have a good xmas or was it just a sorrow-drowning heap of morbidness?

Why does every website in the known universe spruce up its logo for christmas? (except this one of course).

I suppose i might as well be the first to say it.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Has anybody seen the "fashionable thing" for this christmas?? Yep! Upside down xmas trees.

What kind of cunt buys these things? Ill tell who fucking buys them - tits who think that it makes them different or rebellious. IT ISNT!!! Its moronic and retarded.

Does it remind you of anything...?
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Has everybody gone on fucking holiday or what??? Where is everyone?

This is what greeted me when I got on the internet today: