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Happy Hour Ban : More proof this is becoming the Worlds Dullest Island (featuring Gemma Atkinsons tits to cheer you up)

Gemma Atkinson does Pints and Tits"Do not penalise everyone who enjoys a sensible drink just because the
sentencing for drunken louts is pathetic and there is no deterrent"

The most poignant statement of the day found on the BBC News website by an actual genius called Phil in North Wales.

 

When did the BBC News website become the Daily Mail?!?

When the fuck did the BBC employ a load of Daily Mail rejects to pollute the days events with non-news?! The BBC used to be a symbol of untainted and unbiased journalism that was highly regarded the world over. The flip side of that WAS the Daily Mail, with its sensationalistic, faecal offerings to stimulate your left wing ideals and dilute World Events with gossip and propaganda. It seems this trend is catching...

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Things I would write about if I wasn't so busy at work coding my Monkey Island style game instead of working...

This bullshit that's still banging on about the Peoples Whore and Paul "Cunting" Burrell... get over it already, she's deader than dead and it isn't changing... ever! I seriously hope he gets sent to pound me in the ass prison to meet his new cell mate Tyreese

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