Having worked Friday/Monday of the Bank Holiday weekend and being on call for the last 2 weekends to boot, one might say one is a little pissed off with work. One might even go so far as saying one is so fucked off with his current employment, the thought of telling ones boss where to shove his fucking job is one I consider on a nanosecondly basis and hence a list of ways to keep yor staff happy and productive, especially when they've been busting a gut for you so you can have a break in your company paid for camper van...