Do you cast a eye over the gutterpress when buying your milk in the morning and shake your head to the point of injury over the latest Blame Culture article over some moron sueing their employers because they were too stupid to walk on a wet floor?

Good. Me too!

Teachers are telling us in a survey that schools are "too safe" and the concept of common sense is a distant memory. Do you know who are to blame for this? Chavs.

Chavs and their fucking hero, Jeremy Kyle. Chavs and their "where theres a blame theres a claim" attitude from watching too much fucking day time TV and not enough time down the job center. Chavs and knowing they can get away with headbutting a teacher, yet if the teacher reacts to this, they end up in prison. Fucking chavs.

The problem with chavs is the only thing they're actually good at is avoid work, making them highly skilled in looking for loopholes and scams to ensure they can continue claiming their giro. It would seem that school for them has become the starting place for this. Here are a few of the cause and effect type incidents that have occured in schools recently :

I don't want to put a poster up - I'll ping a staple in my face and say I don't have any googles and that "could've gone in my eye, an' I'llsue ya if it does".

I'm too fat to run at breaktime - I'll run into another kid and because I'm fatter than him thanks to a mixture of deep fried dinners in front of the TV and a lack of physical activity, I'll almost kill them and get running banned from the playground.

I want all the sweets the other kids have at break but my crackhead mother won't buy me any - I'll put a bag full of Pear Drops in my mouth at once, then run into a wall,
ensuring at least one gets stuck in my throat. Should be good for aweek off too.

I'm shit at art and can't cut and stick - I'll eat the glue, puke on my desk and get art banned until the school produces a five page article on how to correctly use a Prittstick.

I don't like the rain, or PE - I'll pretend to slip on the grass during football and say it was because it was too wet to be safe, even though I have the latest Nike Air Pro Max Over 9000 Wonderfuck football boots on, paid for by my ugly fucking ginger mum tax payers.

There was this honey pot the police set up throughout the world offering "delicious cake" to pedo scum. They used this technique to capture the credit card details of said sickos and then pay them a visit in The Party Van. This method should be used on the Burberry website, but instead of The Party Van, we should send out a fucking SWAT team.

I wholehearted agree with teachers and anyone with a little common sense that we need to stop this blame culture and start teaching a little responsibility in schools. Teachers need more power to discipline unruly kids, and parents need to have serious consequences for the actions of their scumbag offspring if they misbehave or are unruly in class.

Take their fucking benefits off them completely and see how they like living when they have nothing and have to beg off their nearest and dearest to survive for a few weeks. The only reason they don't feel guilty about doing this on a national scale is they don't have to hear the collective sigh of a nation when they ask for money again or our dissapointed faces when they tell us they're pregnant for the fifth time, yet they still have no job, no steady relationship, no employment potential and no way of supporting their existing litter, let alone another bastard child...

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