Upon opening the shop today I noticed that there was NO STOCK! Silly Boss Cow had cleaned out the whole shop and effectively closed the business without telling me! What a cow! My alarm code didn't work either, so I just left it running!

Luckily, it had all been just a BIG FUCKING DREAM and that I no longer work there! I now have a much, much better job, at a nice company, working with nice people, which is fucking wonderful! 

Incidentally - it would appear that Boss Cow's empire is indeed folding! Hahahahahaha: ) 

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