"Help us reduce our carbon footprint by supplying us with your email address, enabling us to communicate via greener marketing methods."

Less green, more a shitty shade of brown. Why? What? If I didn't give them my email, were they thinking of delivering their response via a smoggy 1930's Massey Ferguson traction engine?
Or off-loading their pamphlets from a Boeing 737 circling above my fucking house?

Quite why some cunt thought they could put green-spin on extracting email details I really don't know.

Fuck off you complete set of Arse and Wangers.

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