Royal Mail are a bunch of SOFT KNOCKING FUCKS : Episode 3 - Return of the Douchebag
It would seem our good friends at Royal Mail need to get out the posters I made for them at the start of the year and are back to their old tricks of not actually attempting to make a delivery.
I'm sat in the front room doing work, TV on, looking after the boy. I'm quite evidently in the house. There's even my car up the drive and the idiot uses his good old "attempted delivery" bullshit and fucks off.
Are they in some scheme with oil companies to try and get more people to drive to their pickup depos or what?! I mean at least have a go at knocking, you big fucktard...
Congratulations to our Postie in any case. This will become the front of your Christmas card, and the only fucking tip you're getting off me this year...
Royal Mail... still cunts to a man
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This was hilarious, but I
This was hilarious, but I think you're wrong. A postal employee just staring at your door will almost certainly unnerve your neighbors and might even frighten them into keeping their little brats off your lawn.
"Before leaving *one of
"Before leaving *one of your..... "
and I can't believe they get away with that shit. You should definitely print a bunch of those up and post them all over the local office.
Thats just not true
Well if you know how to read and you have a look at your shitty note You will see that YOU CAN ASK FOR A REDELIVERY FREE OF CHARGE ...OF COURSE YOU DIDNT KNOW THAT AND OF COURSE YOU ARE NOT AWARE THAT POSTMEN ARE ON A SCHEDULE TO DELIVER EVERYDAY THAT MEANS THAT THEY HAVE A TIME TO FINISH DELIVERY AND THAT THE LAST THING THAT ANY POSTMAN WANTS IS COMMING BACK TO THE OFFICE WITH SHIT LOADS OF PACKET FROM LAZY F.THAT DONT HAVE THE TIME TO GET UP OF F.BAD AND OPEN THE F DOOR
GET A LIFE AND STOP TALKING BULLSHIT
In fact I did...
Yes, I was more than aware that I can ask for a redelivery free of charge, but when the cunt postman hasn't bothered to knock/ring our doorbell the first time, what makes you think he's going to bother the second, third or indeed the 100th time I attempt that.
I also know that a postman has a schedule, and I am also aware that they will quite happily do it in half the time so long as they can knock off early, but when timed officially because they might have to do extra work otherwise, they will stick to the schedule and leisurely stroll around. I have several friends that work at Royal Mail at levels higher than postmen and quite happily divulge the ineptitude of the ground staff.
Finally, try and avoid telling people they can't read when your spelling is as appalling as this :
COMMING - not a real word [Coming: approach: the act of drawing spatially closer to something]
GET UP OF - not a real sentence in English [get up off : To move from being on top of (something) to not being on top of it]
C'mooooooooon
Yes I can see that you are one of those people with nothing better to do than criticising what others do and judge everyone else with the same rule YOUR RULE BECAUSE THERE IS NO OTHER ONE ISN'T IT?.... OH MY GOOD HOW COULD YOU BE WRONG HEY?.....oh yes .....One of those that don't bother opening the door in the mornings and then of course blame the postman..CHANGE THE BATTERIES FOR THE DOOR BELL MAN!!!!!!!..yes I am sure that you have friends that work at higher level than postman yes ....and I am sure that they are such a good managers that they are as bullies as you are
Shut up and get a life!!!!! Or play Egg Heads that will be good for your little brain.....tiny tiny tiny little bit of grey cell you have there man Because of course you are a man Couldn't be otherwise :op C'MOOOOOOOOON GROW UP
C'mooooooooon
Yes I can see that you are one of those people with nothing better to do than criticising what others do and judge everyone else with the same rule YOUR RULE BECAUSE THERE IS NO OTHER ONE ISN'T IT?.... OH MY GOOD HOW COULD YOU BE WRONG HEY?.....oh yes .....One of those that don't bother opening the door in the mornings and then of course blame the postman..CHANGE THE BATTERIES OF THE DOORBELL MAN!!!!!!!..yes I am sure that you have friends that work at higher level than postman yes ....and I am sure that they are such a good managers that they are as bullies as you are
Shut up and get a life!!!!! Or play Egg Heads that will be good for your little brain.....tiny tiny tiny little bit of grey cell you have there man Because of course you are a man Couldn't be otherwise :op C'MOOOOOOOOON GROW UP
Right you are
This is hilarious! Must forward to husband to share with everyone he knows..
HAHAHAHAHA
i am sure you have been in an argument with a postie before have u not Del?
and i am not understanding this bit - TO GET UP OF F.BAD AND OPEN THE F DOOR
yeh ok he spells like a swamp donkey etc etc but what am i getting up off?? off my bad?? whats that?? or am i just missing something?
I LOVE CAPS
Gotta love it when you make someone so mad they feel the need to slam the caps lock on mid sentence, as if it will make their point seem anything other than batshit crazy... "I have a point...oh wait, no, not the GREEEEEN RAAAAGGEE..... CAPS LOCK MOTHER FUCCKKKKKAAAAAA!!!!!111one"
AOL
Is this guy accessing the site via AOL like the other guy was on delmorpha.com?
Well more of the same thing
Well I think it is Get up from the fucking bed because when a postman is waiting outside and it is raining or snowing ....well and if the dog is barking like mad and getting on your nerves .....it is always helpful to have handy a nice working doorbell one with working batteries ......just a thought for ..the discerning people ....the ones that never make a mistake ....the ones with a working brain ....the perfect ones you know?
You must be the manager's favourite
"Get up from the fucking bed
"Get up from the fucking bed because when a postman is waiting outside and it is raining or snowing ...."
If you don't want to work outside in the rain or snow, don't have a job that requires you to work outside in the rain or snow.
"well and if the dog is barking like mad and getting on your nerves"
Not sure what this is supposed to mean. English motherfucker, do you speak it?
"it is always helpful to have handy a nice working doorbell one with working batteries"
I'm pretty sure most doorbells are hardwired to the house, and therefore don't require batteries. If you don't heare the doorbell, try knocking because as I recall physically knocking on a door with your hand does not require a doorbell and/or batteries.
" ......just a thought for ..the discerning people ....the ones that never make a mistake ....the ones with a working brain ....the perfect ones you know?
You must be the manager's favourite "
I repeat, English motherfucker, do you speak it?
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