Oh For Fucks Sake Latest Member : Mini D
Meet the latest member to Oh For Fucks Sake and the heir to the Delmorpha throne, Ethan, or Mini D as I've dubbed him. Born yesterday at 5:20am and weighing in at 6lb 11oz, hes actually quite a cheery chap even if he is 2 weeks early!
A post about the disgrace that is the NHS would usually follow but at the moment I have to say some of the anger has been sapped out of me due to a mixture of tiredness and elation. All I'll say for now is the delivery staff (and especially our nurse) were amazing but the treatment we got on the ward was disgraceful.
I know they have to probably deal with hypercondriac chavs on a daily basis but when my missus was in genuine agony (for non typical labour issues found by the nurse later), the ward staff didn't care at all, nor did they do a single thing for her until I said enough was enough and we insisted we were transferred to the delivery suite where the professionals took over.
So this is the reason why I've not had much chance to spend with the blog and probably won't for the next couple of weeks. Some of you need to get writing though, there must be things getting you angry and I'll be needing the goodies to fill my hump of hate before I turn into one of those douchebag "father" types who carry their offspirng around in glorified dungeries, drink lavinder tea with their partners so their metophorical uteruses contract too, have beards and eventually go on to coach the "soccer" team.
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Excellent news. Good luck
Excellent news.
Good luck with the little one
Nicely done!
Once again my good man, many congratulations on the arrival.
I predict an angry entry via the Delmorpha camp next June when Del receives a "best of top gear" or "dad rocks!!" C.D for his first fathers day gift.
You're a dad now mate...another good reason to complain about stuff!!
All The Best.
Horse.
Nice one mate. I
Nice one mate. I suspect being a father will either calm you down and turn you into a big soppy girl, or make you the angriest person in the known universe.
Only time will tell....
congrats
I was going to complain about AS-levels but I wouldn't like to rain on your parade, so go you!
Nice one Del
Is this your first? if so then you are fucking doomed!!!!!!
Its easy when they are babies - its when they get to around 18 months - thats when it really starts.
Horse made a good point - now that you are a father you will notice the completely moronic "dad" CD's filled with great artists such as Status Quo, aerosmith, hank marvin or even Voices of the Valley which are so cleverly aimed to appeal to modern fathers*
*=should be read "past it old cunts whos kids are in thier 50's"
Congrats! May I suggest
Congrats!
May I suggest bookmarking this article for use in about 6 years time when his friends just won't go home... http://tinyurl.com/5lz68s
Anyway. All the best mate. Hope to see the heir to the Delmorpha crown in real life sometime soon!
Thanks everyone
Cheers for the well wishes.. I'm already feeling the effects of a lack of sleep with dimensia already setting in...
I doubt I'll lose any of my wrath.. even with the boy in tow I managed to call three people a cunt the other day whilst out and about, its just a matter of finding writing time more than anything. I'm sure once my paternity leave is up I'll be back and angrier than ever!
In the mean time, someone feel free to add a new blog and lets move on... babies on the front page, even if it is the web masters son, are very, very wrong for this site...
dude u really gotta post
dude u really gotta post summit else man, get angry!......ya gotta remember that the boy is the 1st thing people see when they come to the site right........and gary glitter is back in the country man.
Grammar Nazi
Capitals, full words, come on these are schoolboy errors, who do you think we are?
Have you not got some school
Have you not got some school work to do ya student tax dodger.
Amazing.....
Congratulations you lucky man!!!!
Amazing news.
Utterly awesome.
Brilliant.
Best wishes to the good lady too.
Congrats on the midget, Del!
Congrats on the midget, Del! Prepare to become more tired than you can possibly imagine.
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