A retro-sneer at a product introduced to our fair country about 2 years ago, introduced to me every time I go to the fucking supermarket for a cry and why it will end the world.

"No Goodness Goes to Waste! Using over 125 years of baking skill and expertise, we've discovered a way to bake a loaf without the bit you don't like - the crusts! We gently oven-bake our bread in special tins to give a soft white loaf with an invisible crust and all the Hovis goodness you'd expect."

Aimed at the families who simply don't have class, invisible-crust bread is there to help the offspring of scumbags stop thinking for themselves and developing a feel for how the fucking world works. Johnny Britain is being desensitised to life, hard work, bother and effort.
*sad smiley face*

Jolly Farmer Giles, from Peterborough has a big farm and like lots of Jolly Farmers at certain times of the year, he needs lots of help in his fields. He needs so much help and has so many Jolly Fruit and Veg, that his demand for Jolly Help in his field outstrips the local labour supply. How Jolly indeed!! What a great example of a thriving and successful part of Jolly Britain, where no-one is without a job. Unfortunately Jolly Farmer Giles has to use immigrants from the EU because Johnny Britain is desensitised to life and it's basic rules: "We have a job to get anyone else to do the work", Jolly Farmer Giles said. He has all but given up on using locals to work in the fields. "They don't work as hard." Here's an EU neighbour (not) complaining about his new job....

Why earn "up to £2,000 a month" working in a field (aka eating the crust of life), when it's just too much fucking bother. Just ask Johnny Britain

"No mate I'd prefer to sign-on than do that."

Update!!!! Taken from the same article, and probably the fault of crustless bread too, is this week's QUOTE OF THE WEEK.........

.....FUCKING PRICELESS, the BBC does have a sense of irony after all.

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