Nintendo and Ant and Dec can Cunt Right Off
I'd blissfully forgotten about two things until this week.... a) celebrity corporate shills ramming Nintendo products down my throat and b) Ant and Cunting Dec. Unfortunately, like a blackhole of clunge, the two seem to have been pulled together and the not bummers at all cunt fucks are now using their "Real" charm to attempt to get the three people left in the UK that don't already have one gathering dust, to buy a Nintendo Wii.
To add insult to injury, I went to Tesco on Friday and walking into the games section I'm met by a lifesize cardboard cutout of the two bellends jumping up in the air. They were springing upon me looking like they were ready to pin me down and anally assault me into buying a Nintendo DS. Pricks...
It makes me sad that we're left with Microsoft as the only option in the games industry. If its not Nintendo trying to saturate the market with utter, utter dross, using third rate celebri-tards to replace content with cocklords, its Sony insulting our intelligence by constantly taking things out of the PS3, telling you what you want and what you don't want and lying about their success.
Fuck Ant. Fuck Dec. Fuck the Mother Fucking Wii and Fuck the Nintendo DS whilst you're at it. Karma seems to be working its magic in the universe this year, I mean we've had Jade Goody, Steven Gatley AND Patrick Swayze thus far. Would I be pushing my luck by asking Santa Claus for a nice car accident this Christmas just to top it off as an Epic Year?? Here's hoping not...
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Ant and Dec's Homo-erotic relationship
I couldn't agree more how I despise there simpering little drummer boy faces, there annoying "cheeky" Geordie persona's, and there stupid fucking misshapen heads. I hope they join Jade Goody and Jacko soon for the big corporate bumming thats waiting for them in Hell by Satan and his 20 inch barbed razor penis. Eat shit Ant and Dec Byker grove was complete shit as was I'm a celebrity as was Saturday night take-away. Oh I forgot "lets get ready to rumble" what top hip hop that was. Proper street. When you really think about it they are just two parasitic piss-heads who have been scabbing about for the best part of two decades convinced of there own bullshit, that they are actually entertainers and not just cock loving gay boys who groom old ladies, like Barrymore used to, until it was discovered he enjoys raping young boys. Then leaving them to drown in a pool with a head full of cocaine.
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