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Lost - The Season Finale... Seriously.... THATS how you're going to end it???

 

Seriously Lost Writers... What The Fuck?!

 

What in the fuck was that? Seriously. THAT is how you're going to end one of the best TV shows of all time? With a fucking Jesus 'lets all get on the train to heaven' finale that just reeks of a terrible, terrible copout.

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Don't fuck with the .HTACCESS file....

The site was fucked over the weekend because I played around with Hotlink Protection on the hosting plan trying to stop cunts stealing our images. Instead, I broke all the sites I run!

CPanel removes the very important line RewriteEngine on line from the .HTACCESS file apparently, even if I tell it not to! If you find all the pages in your Drupal install are going back to the homepage and you're screaming 'WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT WORKING!?!?!' for most of the day, just add it back in and you'll be fine!

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Love Film - Love Mother Fucking Cunts more like!

 

Love Film Real Logo

 

I haven't raged this much in ages and was beginning to think I have no longer capable of it, but no, like a dormant volcano it was still waiting there to be released. All over Love Film, the bunch of conning, deceptive fuckers!

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The blithering, one eyed Scottish Cunt will NEVER get the hint....

Prime Minister Gordon Brown has signalled that he will "keep going"
as leader even if Labour fails to secure a majority at the general
election.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8567880.stm

No one wanted you in the first place, you big cuntrag, and yet you STILL want to keep on as the leader of the opposition if you lost the election!?

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Even Google think the Bin Men are cunts...

First of an apology for a lack of content recently; I have posted a few random outbursts on I Fucking Hate Horses, but other than this I've had a fairly low profile recently. I'm on the verge of putting a few other (paying) projects to bed and I'm sure I'll be back to full rage sometime soon (much to the relief to Chris, the poor guy I give a lift to work to in the morning I'm sure!).

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I'm a Cunt and Windows 7 was my idea....

Happy New Year mother fuckers... even you cunts supporting the bin men. Like MadBloke says, no fucker reads this site anymore, so in a vain attempt of a Phoenix from the Flames, I'm bringing back trolling this year...

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For all your Horse Hating needs, visit IFuckingHateHorses.com!

If Blogspot won't host a blog about horse hatred, I fucking will...

http://ifuckinghatehorses.com

Enjoy!

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Noooo... Horse Hater is gone but Never Forgotten!

So I noticed an increase in traffic to the site today and a lot of it
has come from my hatred of horses and a couple of internal links from
hopefully new fans of the site (Hi Cubs fans and thanks JCust for the
link!).  Unfortunately, it led me to find out something terrible has happened....

You know who you are, you horse fucking bastards... you've shut down one of the best sites on the fucking internet. Horse Haters blog is officially gone.. *cries*

Nintendo and Ant and Dec can Cunt Right Off

I'd blissfully forgotten about two things until this week.... a) celebrity corporate shills ramming Nintendo products down my throat and b) Ant and Cunting Dec. Unfortunately, like a blackhole of clunge, the two seem to have been pulled together and the not bummers at all cunt fucks are now using their "Real" charm to attempt to get the three people left in the UK that don't already have one gathering dust, to buy a Nintendo Wii.

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Where the fuck is my mail again??

"Union officials pointed to a poll by BBC2's Newsnight – showing that
twice as many people sympathised with the postal workers than with
Royal Mail management – as evidence of public support. The CWU said the
strike had been "solidly supported" on both days"

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