Oh For Fucks' Sake dot Com.... I'm back at work, its 11am and I'm already raging with anger, already blogging my little socks off instead of catching up with the Scrotum Clients that I need to call. Fuck them, cunts to a man. Instead, I'm going to get paid to bitch about eBay again...

Why the long face? Because I'm a Dickhead Horse, that's why...

Meet the latest member to Oh For Fucks Sake and the heir to the Delmorpha throne, Ethan, or Mini D as I've dubbed him. Born yesterday at 5:20am and weighing in at 6lb 11oz, hes actually quite a cheery chap even if he is 2 weeks early!

Quite frankly I find the fact that bin men are unhappy with their wages an outrage and I cannot believe this; they earn anywhere between £30,000 and £50,000 a year* with benefits including BUPA, company pension, free gym membership and they can keep anything thats being thrown out. I wouldn't mind but the fucking cunts don't even do a proper job any more.

Normally the idea of playing a Second Life style game would be like the idea of wanting to play "Staple Gun my bollocks to the table and time how long it takes to get the staples out", but given its web browser version of a Life type game and that i's by Google, I figured I'd at least give Lively half a chance to prove it's worth.

I'm finally making the leap to .NET 3.5 and becoming an Official Visual Studio 2008 developer. Not to bore you with technicalities but the new LINQ functionality will take our online API development to the next level (allowing SQL statement filtering in XML feeds amongst other things) so as I had a bit of a window this week, I've finally upgraded.

Lets face it... tennis is fucking wank! If you're a member of a tennis club, the likelihood is you joined to be able to watch 14 year old girls get sweaty without having to sign on to the local sex offenders registrar or even more disturbingly, you probably spend far too long in the locker rooms after practise with young boys. I believe the police refer to it as "grooming"...

When I see and hear this bull shit all over the fucking internet I truly despair with the thinking, funding and the whole shibang that ensues with so called government watchdogs. In Olde English my piss doth boil...

After banning smoking in public places, killjoys around the country rejoiced. The government initiative has cost the tax payer well over a billion pounds thus far in policing, campaigning, leaflets, studies, advertising and alike, money that would've better been spent in actual health care (people still know smoking is bad for them btw). To add insult to injury, the plan has to be back firing.

Trying to keep my hat out of the political ring is difficult at the moment when it seems that the Powers That Be don't have a fucking clue at all on so many issues.

Believing in a picture is worth a thousand words I am going to litter the build up to the UK General Election with a barragement of abstinence themed posters... it's not like the Tories have more of a clue now is it!

I start with a selection of 3 of my creations from this morning: