Delmorpha's blog
Even Google think the Bin Men are cunts...
First of an apology for a lack of content recently; I have posted a few random outbursts on I Fucking Hate Horses, but other than this I've had a fairly low profile recently. I'm on the verge of putting a few other (paying) projects to bed and I'm sure I'll be back to full rage sometime soon (much to the relief to Chris, the poor guy I give a lift to work to in the morning I'm sure!).
I'm a Cunt and Windows 7 was my idea....
Happy New Year mother fuckers... even you cunts supporting the bin men. Like MadBloke says, no fucker reads this site anymore, so in a vain attempt of a Phoenix from the Flames, I'm bringing back trolling this year...
For all your Horse Hating needs, visit IFuckingHateHorses.com!
If Blogspot won't host a blog about horse hatred, I fucking will...
Enjoy!
Noooo... Horse Hater is gone but Never Forgotten!
So I noticed an increase in traffic to the site today and a lot of it
has come from my hatred of horses and a couple of internal links from
hopefully new fans of the site (Hi Cubs fans and thanks JCust for the
link!). Unfortunately, it led me to find out something terrible has happened....
You know who you are, you horse fucking bastards... you've shut down one of the best sites on the fucking internet. Horse Haters blog is officially gone.. *cries*
Nintendo and Ant and Dec can Cunt Right Off
I'd blissfully forgotten about two things until this week.... a) celebrity corporate shills ramming Nintendo products down my throat and b) Ant and Cunting Dec. Unfortunately, like a blackhole of clunge, the two seem to have been pulled together and the not bummers at all cunt fucks are now using their "Real" charm to attempt to get the three people left in the UK that don't already have one gathering dust, to buy a Nintendo Wii.
Where the fuck is my mail again??
"Union officials pointed to a poll by BBC2's Newsnight – showing that
twice as many people sympathised with the postal workers than with
Royal Mail management – as evidence of public support. The CWU said the
strike had been "solidly supported" on both days"
DO NOT BUY FROM DABS.COM!
Yes. Thats right. Mother Fucking Capitals in a title. That's how serious I mean the line "do NOT buy from dabs.com".
When Dabs was bought by BT in 2007 I think it was, I honestly thought the first thing they would do is install a decent team of phone staff to streamline customer services to the public and FINALLY put a phone number on their web site. How wrong I was!
Stewart Lee, Comedy Genius
The Daily Mail once again rises its readers into armchair psychobabble and causes an urge for State Sponsored Comedy with it's latest article on the brilliant Stewart Lee, "What prompted comedian's tirade against old schoolmate Richard Hammond?"
GCSE Results at RECORD HIGH!
Well done to all those students who passed their GCSEs at record levels... you really deserve it.. *slow claps*
(For those of you "book smart" students who scraped a C at English, there is an air of sarcasm about the previous statement...)
We have this awesome job for you in Blackpool!
I get a lot of calls during the week from recruitment agencies. It's one of the more annoying things about updating your CV on Monster that for the next month or so you get phonecall after phonecall from soulless recruitment agencies doing anything to get you to take a job. Much like the Job Center really. Yesterday was no different...

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