Calling all Bin Men : Get back to work you Lazy Cunts
Quite frankly I find the fact that bin men are unhappy with their wages an outrage and I cannot believe this; they earn anywhere between £30,000 and £50,000 a year* with benefits including BUPA, company pension, free gym membership and they can keep anything thats being thrown out. I wouldn't mind but the fucking cunts don't even do a proper job any more.
Back in the day Binmen used to have to go up your path and CARRY your smelly, dirty plastic bags and then chuck them in the truck. THAT justified a good salary and benefits, I mean it must've been back breaking labour with the potential of being cut and hurt by the shit people threw out. Putting your back out was a serious possibility on a daily basis. These days they wont touch your bin if the handles are facing the wrong way or if its "too heavy". What is wrong with the public sector?!
With the advent of this recycling bullshit (and the council now making a fortune from it with all that lovely Aluminium and Steel you thought they were recycling for the good of the planet), the council should have made the old bin men redundant and created a new employment contract, one with much lower wages. The job is no longer the gruelling, arduous task for Mens Men it once was and can now be done by any chav straight out of school who've just failed GCSEs (not that it ever required brains, we just appreciated the brawn bin men needed and paid them accordingly).
Now we have a bunch of whiney cunts going on strike for a below inflation pay rise (yes public sector, you're not the only ones on this boat so fucking suck it up and tighten your belts like the rest of the country. What makes you so damn special, you're employed by US and WE'RE all having to do so) .
If I sound bitter about the bin men its because I am; I've had several run ins with mine over the years. The first involved the slack jawed yokles banging on my door at 7am for me to shift my car because it "was in the way of their truck". it wasn't, it was parked perfectly legally and they didn't want to drive around it. As I walked out, understandably sleepy, one of the cheeky fuckwits said "bit early for you" to which I growled "yeah, some of us work more than half a day and are capable of working in evenings". They didn't take it too well and I ensured my car was parked on our drive from then on, not to appease them, just to make sure the spotty, little scroat didn't scratch it.
I've also had the "bin too heavy" bullshit recently when I barely quarter filled my "green" bin with soil. I fail to see how the arms on the back of the truck can't lift a barely 40kg green bin. I ended up having to put the fucker on it's side and shovel it into individual black bin bags and simply used my black bin to get rid of them over 3 collections. How do you like them Apples, council fucks...
More recently I've left a note on my bin as the cunting dickholes have been purposely leaving our bin in the middle of our driveway so when I come home, the bin is bang in my path resulting in me having to move it prior to parking my car on my drive. It makes my piss boil more for the fact they're so fucking anal about the handles being out or they won't take a bin, like its too much effort to spin a bin 180 degrees and that justifies them not to do it.
The note simply said:
"If I have to drag my bin out to the front of my house AND ensure that it faces the right way to make your job easier, the least you can do is put it back where you found it and NOT block my drive"
I wanted to finish it with the word "Cunt" but my missus advised not to. It was a lesson in futility in any case and proved the reprobates who work the bins in my area can't even read. That, or the arrogant douchebags don't have to listen to the people who pay their wages.
Cunts to a Man.
* I'm struggling to confirm this deal but a quick google of uk bin man wages revealed this page... it's probably not far from the truth. Even if it is, you can't deny since the recycling trucks taking over that your jobs are as difficult any more yet you still earn a massive salary and didn't take a pay cut when your job became MUCH, MUCH EASIER. Sshut your fucking mouth and just be glad you still have a job.
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Its funny.....
....that you should mention about the soil in the green bin thing.
Last year we were doing some serious gardening and filled the green bin from bottom to top with soil. It weighed a fucking ton and i could hardley move it. This is the best bit though - when the bin men came, they actually took almost immovable the green bin all the way to the lorry, loaded it on the lorr, weighed the fucker, brought it back unemptied and left a note on the bin saying it was too heavy.
What a bunch of fucking twats!!!!
i got away with it for ages,
i got away with it for ages, Delmorpha knows what my garden was like when i moved in, virtually 2ft high in soil everywhere front and back, and overgrown with trees. every other week my bin was crammed as i tried to get rid of it all and the bin weighed a ton. every week they took it and eventually gave me another green bin so i could load 2 up hahahahaha fools. but i too have had notes on ma grey bin....overfull....your not recycling properly......FUCK YOU...i aint recycling coz it costs me enough to get you to come pick up ma bin every other week you tossers and the fact that when the tins/bottles tub arrived i used it as a toybox in ma lads room so screw you!
Binmen
You stupid cunts think us binmen earn 50k a year try more like 15k you stupid fuck id like to see you run behind a truck for eight hours a day picking up dirty stinking rubbish for wankers like you you want to show a bit more appreciation for the poor cunt who has to pick up your shit
b'bobby denning..........is
b'bobby denning..........is that you?
The lazy fuckers round my
The lazy fuckers round my way wouldnt even do that. This week they left 2 full blue bins of bottles/tins, for NO appaprent reason (other than the fact they are lazy fuckers!)
A bit of snow and thats it - they fuck off and hibernate.
Well now that the whole country is recovering from its record breaking arctic spell it seems that the kids can walk to school through the ice and shit, the postmen can do the same (mine never skipped a day and had chains on his shoes) - but wait - where the fuck have the bin men dissappeared to?? Tossing it off back at the office waiting for that last drop of snow to dissappear thats where they are. Its nearly three fuckin weeks since our bins have been emptied. To add insult to injury my neighbours who produce shit in Biblical proportions seem to think its a fuckin free for all when it comes to toppin up other peoples bins which aren't quite full yet. Where the fuck are the bin men - still no sign of 'em.
BASTARDS - All of 'em.
Normsky, Tingley
Lazy
well if i must, your comments are from those who have done the job, OH no you lazy cunts, you sit in the warm of your office, then complain in the summer the air-con dont work (hear bin men metion heating in winter NO ) if u pricks knew what bin work was like u would do it tommorrow.
no its not long hours but yes its hard work, you cunts struggle to walk down the drive to your car let alone put more than 1 bin out (try walking 15 miles a day u fat cunts)
any fancy coming on my round for a day e-mail me im not shy.
oh yes did i forget to metion i am well educated but work on the bins for minimum wage my choice thanks to labour and benefits.
any wanker availible
Whilst I'm sure some of them
Whilst I'm sure some of them are indeed cunts, it must be remembered that on the Offical Scale Of Cunts they are way down at the bottom. They're just easier to have a go at than the real, top-of-the-class cunts that really fuck up our lives. That's what's kinda sad. The real cunts (like, say, just as a random example EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE UPPER LEVELS OF THE BANKS) that get obscene wages always get away with it (ooh, a little bad press lately, but they all crawl back).
And for fucks sake, the i-get-fucked-over-at-my-job-so-they-should-too brigade... FUCK OFF! If you're too pathetic to do anything about it, don't complain at others. The cunts who run things want maximum return for minimum outlay, it's the basics after all. It's up to us to not accept the minimum. How about a fair deal for all. Ha ha, yeah, that's gonna happen. Maybe if we ask nicely?
Actually, we're all cunts at the end of the day... just some are way worse than others.
You're right actually..
..amidst the banking fiasco we were relatively quiet and didn't call the cunting banks precisely that once. They're far bigger cunts than binmen, post office "workers" and horses combined... well, maybe not with the horses too, but it'd be pretty close...
I see the lazy fucking cunts
I see the lazy fucking cunts are on strike again! Sack the whole fucking lot of 'em. Fill their places with people who are out of work and willing to do some graft without moaning their cocks off every five bastard minutes!
You shower of cunts, the
You shower of cunts, the binmen work there fucking arseholes off, moving your excrement from your hovels in all weathers without as much as a thankyou. I've got a plan, I'm going to get a job as a binman and I am going to fuck all your used condoms and sanitary towels all over your fucking driveways, ya cunts. merry fucking christmas
PROUD WIFE OF FANTASTIC BINMAN!!!!!!
my husband a binman. and its the homeowners 90% of the time are the lazy ones!!! its said that binmen do on average a distance of a marathon a day walking... (that aint lazy). at least the willing to get up off their bottoms and work, alot of people dont have jobs and its the binmen who get taxed PAY them to sit idle!!!
they take all YOUR rubbish that to be honest i bet you have some awful stuff that goes in the bin, whithers and rots for a week and you cower at opening the bin lid for 5 seconds in the summer adding one more bag to the bin, they are behind this smell in the distcart for about 8hours a day!.
bin not being emptied in the snow? - dustcarts can weigh up to 15tonnes on its own and upto 20tonne of rubbish... would you like that weight sliding towards you on ice and once a dustcart starts it DOES NOT STOP SLIDING! (know that well considering last Jan i had a phone call.... your husbands dustcart ended up in a ditch!) but its not the binmen who make the decision not to work... ITS THE COUNCILS! other week we had thick ice and drivers in the trucks did not want to endanger themselves... or the PUBLIC, but the council over ruled them, only to call them back an hour later!!!!!!! (they got took on a test run to prove a point, go figure, it aint easy!)
Binmen wages, i would love to know who gets those wages... coz my hubby brings home HALF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! of what the minimun is on your 30-50 a yr! so they are hardly well paid!!!!!!
and i am PROUD of my husband and his job. coz 90% of you all who whinge about the bins not being emptied dont have or know of anyone who puts their lives at risk in the dustcarts daily...
heard of HIV?..... a friend of my husband ended up with HIV because of a needle in a black bag!!!!!!
NOW TELL ME Y THEY SHOULD TAKE THE BLACK BAGS AS WELL AS THE BINS.... ???? people should THINK before they complain, has been changed from the bags to the bins coz of the stupid idiots that use drugs ( as one reason)!
COMPLAINERS>>>>>> ..... THINK and LOVE TO ALL THE BINMEN BOYS AND GIRLS! YOU DO A GREAT JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
p.s when you are able to type a message online without using AWFUL language, shows what a little knat sized mind you have, try and learn a few more words to show that you are big enough to be classed as a human being and therefore a vaild opinion!
Wow!
With a grasp of language like that, I'm amazed you had to settle for a binman - surely a professor of English would be more suited? And wouldn't smell as bad?
Still, it was an impassioned rant - a slight cut above the more incoherent shite normally posted by anonymous types. Shame no bugger reads this site anymore, eh?
How did you find it, out of interest? Were you just filling up with rage, and hammered the words 'binmen' and 'cunts' into Google looking for an outlet?
Amazed
Is anyone else still amazed that people get angry about our posts when they can see the name of the site and the point of it...?
You are underestimating the
You are underestimating the general public's ability to fly into a spastic rage over something they've barely read or understood.
This is really entertaining
This is really entertaining - I thank you. Its the window cleaner who's a cunt round my way!
Come to think of it i
Come to think of it i recently seen a gent who i labeled a CUNT many years ago hanging onto the back of a bin lorry! Binmen are cunts
Bin men should stop wining
Bin men should stop wining like little cunts. They should just be fired if they do and they are EXTREMELY EXPENDABLE.
They should stop thinking they are so important, if they actually worked in school and maybe revised a little more and didn't act like complete retards then maybe they wouldnt have to do this foul job. But just remember, for example: All Brain surgeons could be Bin-men but no bin-men could be brain surgeons.
But still, at the end of the day if they are all moaney and wining, it humbles me and makes me warm inside that they pick up my shit, and the rest of us actually do something that matters (because we could all clear and dump our rubbish, but we choose not to because we are better than that)
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