Lets face it... tennis is fucking wank! If you're a member of a tennis club, the likelihood is you joined to be able to watch 14 year old girls get sweaty without having to sign on to the local sex offenders registrar or even more disturbingly, you probably spend far too long in the locker rooms after practise with young boys. I believe the police refer to it as "grooming"...

Anyway, whilst there is little to justify Tim Henman 2 prancing around in shorts on my screen, I'm surprisingly more attentive when the women are playing. Watching Maria Sharapova play is practically softcore pornography.. or at least it would be if she wasn't wearing fucking shorts this year!

So in the theme of making light of a bad situation, I figured I'd add 25 Good Reasons to make the most of the tennis whilst its on in picture form...

...nearly there! Just time for some Sharapova orientated reasoning... :)

Yes, well... indeed. I make a great pro arguement I'm sure you'll agree!

However, the World of Tennis isn't all peachy asses and bouncy action and whilst "researching", I came across the following EPIC FAILS which I figured I'd share for Digital Cold Shower purposes...

Purple skin tight shorts : Epic Victory.... Skin Tight Shorts whilst holding a tennis racket in an erect phallus style: EPIC FAIL!

This should be up there with that famous photograph of the chicks ass cheeks holding a tennis ball but its wrong on so many levels. Man thighs and sweaty dirt box just aren't doing it for me... :\

And finally, anyone for Cock and Balls?

And you thought Venus Williams was the only transsexual tennis player...